What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
A wet blanket.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why did the echo get detention?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?