What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
June, July, and August.
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do bees say in the summer?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why are books always so angry?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why was the bunny upset?