What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
June, July, and August.
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Which big cat loves to drive?
How do eggs end a TV show?