Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Because they are too busy monkeying around.
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What animal floats best?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Where do termites go camping?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?