Why are the mountains so tired?
Because they don't Everest.
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
I broke my finger!
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do you call a peanut in space?
How do horses navigate at night?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Which elf is the best singer?