Why are the mountains so tired?
Because they don't Everest.
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do fish use for glasses?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What tea do footballers drink?