Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
They love to make mountains out of molehills.
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
My brother is my partner in crime.