What's a forklift?
Food.
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why is winter considered holy?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
How did the toad die?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why are skunks always so depressed?