Why are farmers so laid-back?
They dance to the beet of their own drum.
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What is the most adorable season?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?