Why are farmers so laid-back?
They dance to the beet of their own drum.
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What tea do footballers drink?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What famous scientist will try anything?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What's the most popular cat in New England?