What do you call a dog in space?
Astromutt.
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What's a cat's favorite snack?