What do teachers do during summer break?
Sleep.
What do you give a sick pig?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What's a doll's favorite car?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What country has the most fish?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What's the most determined bird?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?