What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle.
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why did electricity win the race?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What's the noisiest food?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What's the holiest insect?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?