Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
They couldn't find their bats.
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Which fly makes films?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?