How do you know a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
What did the rug say to the floor?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why was the bunny upset?