What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
A spring-er spaniel.
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What is a cow's dream job?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Where do stars go to college?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?