What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
A spring-er spaniel.
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What says: oom oom oom?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?