Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
They only run a skeleton service.
What is the definition of Robin?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?