Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Because they're on cloud nine!
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What tree has the most bark?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?