Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Because they're on cloud nine!
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you say to a really good barista?
I broke my finger!
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?