Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Because they love a good scratcher!
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do you call hiking college students?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?