What do you call a thieving alligator?
A crookodile.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why did spring break up with winter?