Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
They're still in puppy love.
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why was the dog overweight?
Are baby skunks cute?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why do rhinos charge?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?