Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
They're still in puppy love.
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
How do you measure a millennial?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?