Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Because she missed her kid.
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Where do polar bears vote?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What is a parrot's favorite game?