Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Because she knew there were other fish in the sea.
What did one firefly say to the other?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why was the bunny upset?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What did the confused bee say?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?