Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Because she knew there were other fish in the sea.
What is sand's favorite movie?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What's the friendliest pen?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
How do billboards talk?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Where was Noah born?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?