What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Kobe beef.
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why was the mime upset?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
How do scientists grow fruit?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?