What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Kobe beef.
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do you call a silly hill?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?