To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
You have my Word!
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why are winter days great?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What nationality are most fish?