To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
You have my Word!
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Where was Noah born?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
How do you organize a space party?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Can February March?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?