What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Bad mittens.
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why do two skunks argue?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Which insect is the smartest?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What animal loves Indian food?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
When do astronauts eat?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?