Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
To improve her bite.
Why are puppies so flexible?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What do you give an angry rhino?
How do you talk to a giant?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
