Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
To improve her bite.
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Which president loved to take baths?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?