Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Because it's very bright.
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do elves learn in school?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What animal likes to party the most?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?