Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Because it's very bright.
What do you give a sick pig?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What game do bats excel at?
How does dinner smell?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?