Why did the chicken cross the net?
It wanted to get to the other site.
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
When should you start writing a book?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?