What dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
How is life like toilet paper?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?