Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
They saw a Job.
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?