What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
An aunt-eater.
Why do hogs play so much football?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
How does a cow do math?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do cats wear to work?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What do naked fish play with?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?