Why did the two science teachers start dating?
They had good chemistry.
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What did the sickly elevator say?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?