Why did the two science teachers start dating?
They had good chemistry.
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Which animal will never go bald?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why was the musician arrested?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do you call the dog magician?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What car does Yoda® drive?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?