Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Because they always pig out!
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What makes music in your hair?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?