Where did the chemist have his lunch?
On a periodic table.
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?