What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
A where-wolf.
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?