What's the king of all school supplies?
The ruler.
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why are cars magic?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?