What animal knows how to work a computer?
A mouse.
Where do colds go on vacation?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What is the smallest lion?
Bears love exotic cars.
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?