What does one piece of bread say to the other?
You are my butter half.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?