What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Looking sharp!
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
How do fleas travel?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?