Why did the frog have a long face?
He was un-hoppy.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Which state has the best streets?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What is the strongest animal?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What sport is always getting in trouble?