Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Because he carries a house on his back.
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
When fish play football, who is the captain?