What do you call an angry monkey?
Furious George.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?