What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Seasonal depression.
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Where do polar bears store their money?