What did the baby laptop call her father?
Data.
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What color are all the books in the library?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?