What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Are you having a cri-sis?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Which is the worst season?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What's a forklift?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?