What did the snake name his daughter?
Annaconda.
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why don't ants get sick?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do you call a sad latte?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?