What did the snake name his daughter?
Annaconda.
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
How does a penguin build its house?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?