What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
A sand crab.
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why did the fish blush?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why do bees gossip?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?