What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
A sand crab.
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What tea do footballers drink?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?