Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover its butt-quack.
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?