Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover its butt-quack.
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why was the cow afraid?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
How much money does a skunk have?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?