What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Can you ear me?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do you call a retired vegetable?