How did the toad die?
He croaked.
I'm not a bad putter.
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What does winter fat turn into?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?