Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Because all of their bats flew away!
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Where do termites go camping?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Where do religious school children practice sports?