Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Because all of their bats flew away!
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What's the friendliest pen?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?