Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Because getting a kid to behave is like pulling teeth.
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Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
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What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
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What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?