Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Because getting a kid to behave is like pulling teeth.
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Can February March?
What do you call an arctic cow?
How do you talk to a giant?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?