Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Because getting a kid to behave is like pulling teeth.
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What is the coolest country?
What animals make the best students?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?